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The couch is
inflated but her ego isn't. Meet Helen Baxendale, the girl from Lichfield
who went to LA on holiday and has ended up starring in Friends
The two words Helen Baxendale
overuses the most are "normal" and "person". As in:
"I still want to be a normal
person," and: "I want to live a normal life." I've only got Helen's word
for this, of course. For all I know, she may listen to Richard Hell and
the Voidoids while nailing stoats to the fence in her spare time. But I
doubt it. She is 28, likes Space and grew up in Lichfield. That's Lichfield
in whoop-de-doop Staffordshire,
famous for the giddy excitement
of having a cathedral with three spires. As a teenager, who do you think
she fancied? Paul Simonon? Ian McCulloch? No! She fancied bloody Kenny
Dalgleish. "He was number 7," she says with girlish relish, "always the
sexiest spot on the pitch..."
Her figure is more curvaceous
than her on-screen image and athletic achievements (she ran for Staffordshire)
might suggest. Don't knock "normal", though: it landed Helen the role of
Emily in Friends, screening on Sky this month (and C4 in the autumn). She's
the nice English one who ends up being whisked off by Ross for a dirty
weekend. And all in her first episode, the minx.
What is it about Friends
- that show your girlfriend watches? You scoff at first: the "message from
our sponsors" - a prurient triumvirate of phone-dodging Wella witches.
And yet some-how it sucks you in through a kind of involuntary osmosis.
"They'd been trying to find
this English girl for a long time," says Helen. "I'd auditioned by video
but it came to nothing. I was a bit relieved because I didn't really want
to go to America." But as she says, "Everything comes to you when you least
expect it." She went over to LA for a working holiday to publicise her
lead role in the USA-friendly, PD James based TV series An Unsuitable Job
for a Woman. "We were only going to stay in LA for two days because I'd
heard it was a shit hole," she says. "We were going to go to San Francisco
for a week and then to New York, because I'd never been to America before."
Any plans for a USA fly-drive beano were cut short when she went to see
the Friends people on her agent's advice. And, by Jove, they wanted her,
there and then. "On holiday, you're more of a normal person, and that's
what people want," she muses when asked to account for Warner Brother's
on-the-spot decision. And they don't mess about - our girl found herself
on a non-stop roller-coaster leading straight on to the Friends sound stage.
The next two weeks of Helen's
"holiday" were spent getting a working visa, which entailed leaving the
US via Mexico and then re-entering it.
"They'd put on this bloody
Learjet to fly me to Burbank; it was quite James Bond-y but I was too petrified
to enjoy it." (Her two main fears are flying and dying, in that order.)
"In Burbank, I was taken straight into the studios at 11pm and immediately
rehearsed this scene with them all. It was surreal." Helen, to be honest,
isn't an ardent follower of the sitcom, so she wasn't too overwhelmed by
the sensational six. Did they "hang" together? "They were really helpful
to me. But they're all such huge stars that they can't really go out. They're
really close. It's quite hard trying to break into that inner circle, so
I didn't try." This is evident in that she still describes the boys by
their character names, hence: "Ross is a lovely bloke". And the girls?
Well, Jennifer Aniston has "beautiful skin". But what are they like in
real life? Are they funny? Long pause. "Not particularly. After watching
them do it, I realised just how brilliant they are. They're excellent comedians."
Well, we didn't expect them to be
wisecracking all the time.
"Chandler does," she whispers, with a degree of dudgeon, "and Joey's really
fat."
Judge for yourself. In the
first Baxendale episode, Joey is caught in Charlton Heston's shower (sorry,
not a pleasant image, is it?) and displays an acreage of flesh more commonly
associated with the business end of a harpoon.
"It's so different. Friends
has 13 writers - they give you a script on Monday and by Friday it's totally
changed. Plus, I'd never done anything with a studio audience before. You
come in on Friday night at 5pm and it can go on 'til 2.3Oam in the morning
and the audience are really into it.
The whole time." She shakes
her head in disbelief "And they keep the studios at something like minus
six. It's freezing in there because they think it makes people laugh more."
So are you going to get a
Friends haircut? Will American girls be asking for an "Emily"? "No bloody
way," she splutters. They didn't actually cut mine, they just 'do' you...
Ultra make-up, ultra big hair." But not ultra-accented. Helen is determined
not be the stereotypical Brit lass with the Dick Van Dyke voice: It's watched
over here - by loads of my mates! I just want her to be a normal English
girl. I think they eventually understood that English people don't go around
saying 'smashing' and 'super'. You're so different anyway, you don't have
to pretend."
How are American girls going
to cope with you monopolising top "hunk" David Schwimmer? "I don't care!"
she says, breezily. I'm giving it away, but sod it: eventually Ross proposes
to Emily. "I thought they'd think, 'Why is he going out with this girl
with the weird accent? Interloper!' They just went, 'Ahhhh'."
Helen is actually going
out with David Elliot, an American-born actor and producer. She is also
pregnant. Won't some see this as shooting yourself in the foot, just as
your career is rock-eting? "Being an actress is the perfect job to have
a child, because you're not working so much of the time - it's not like
going to the office and then only seeing them when they're asleep."
In the nest-building spirit,
Helen and David have recently bought a new house. Friends must be lobbing
money at her. "That's a total fucking lie!" she says. "It hasn't earned
me a penny. I got $5,000-and that's quite good as a guest artist. That
£3,000! On top of that, you have to pay American tax, then 20 per
cent to your agent and manager. Also, they didn't pay for my hotel. So
I literally have ended up getting minus money. But who'd say no to it?"
Who indeed? But this is
still the woman who swept on to the nation's TV screens at 22 as Dr Claire
Maitland in Cardiac Arrest, a form of Casualty-without-the-patients for
an audience of bitter, over worked doctors, She was sassy, dominant one
might even say cold. Perhaps it's the aquiline nose ("my one distinctive
feature") but it is surprising to see Helen in comedies, particularly as
she "doesn't consider herself to be naturally hilarious".
Yet back in the UK, she's
filming another comedy with, among others, The Fast Show's John Thompson.
The pilot of Cold feet won the Golden Rose of Montreux. It could be described
as an English version of Friends, in that it's about six youngish peo-ple,
three couples. "I play a bit of a flibbertigibbet. But it's more real;
the people are more... normal." Recently a tabloid sent a reporter up to
Lichfield to try and
doorstep Helen's mum and
dad. Despite her five years of fame, she still suffers uncomfortable twinges
from media attention, veering wildly from wariness to complete candour.
"I hope it doesn't change with Friends and I'll be allowed to sink back
into obscurity. I don't want to be overexposed... but then why am I doing
this?" flicks through the Polaroid's from this shoot, then sighs and says
a very normal thing indeed: "My boyfriend will kill me when he sees these
pictures..."
Friends with Helen Baxendale
is on Thursday at 9pm Sky 1. Cold Feet will be shown on Granada in the
autumn. |
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